A backwoods senior citizen who likes to live on the edge tries playing chicken with a fart at his “lady friend’s” house.  The fart turns out to be much, much more than he bargained for.

Next, a dog named Patty Sue tries to eat the poop while her owner isn’t paying attention, but is quickly ostracized for doing so. 

Finally, the kind officers request that the gentleman, who has since cleaned the poop from his body, doesn’t attempt to “push another fart out” while being transported home in their cruiser.